Expensive Cheap Tickets

Sometimes i just want to touch people at random. Am i alone?

If i could fly i would pee in the clouds.

I've never used drugs in another country.

I love the way black women fan themselves in church.

There's a difference between locking yourself in

a room & being locked in a room (speaking of rooms)

planes ought to have daycares

"mind your step" repeated every 8 to 9 secs in Dutch accent